Date Posted:	Quote
May 26, 2000	""The glass is neither half full or empty, it's just too small." -Jenn " -Devin
June 13, 2000	"I wonder what you would look like with nine bellybuttons." -Some guy on MacGyver
July 14, 2000	"My cat is pregnant. Cool. One month later, my cat is dead. Cool." -Some guy I saw on Yahoo!
August 3, 2000	"Alexis Marie Felicity Clarino" -Alexis Marie Felicity Clarino